illumnus:

Apple juice is just apple blood. Or apple pee. Whichever floats your fancy. 

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darkday-s letitg0andletliveagain

ohdanners:

the area of exposed skin between a crop top and a pair of high waisted shorts is sacred and magical

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cowboyish:

"tell me about your crush" stories are cute but "tell me how you found out u were gay" ones r sooo much better

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sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

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aud-ler:

popsiclebics:

aud-ler:

why does no one ever talk about wilbur robinson from meet the robinsons

i mean

look at him

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didnt people ship him with his dad

and now i know why no one talks about him

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beautiful-bibliophile:

book-hooker:

I either finish a book and have the next one propped over and ready to go or I wait 27 years and two wars before I start the next one. There is no in between.

That is a 100% accurate description of my reading methods

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acupofteaandmore:

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you

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aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

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iraffiruse covocal

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icarly-official:

if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

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cornsaladsurprise:

barbietalkingtownhouse:

somebody photoshop a nose piercing on one of my pictures

i wanna see what i look like 

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